well my grandma thinks I look like a model so
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
- friend: I literally can't fall asleep now
- me: yeah same
- friend: *falls asleep*
BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending